The Empire Strikes Back
I had a dream a while ago in which Han Solo had a saxophone instead of a blaster, and Chewie played the bass. Princess Leia could sing a decent torch song and Luke liked to tap-dance. Darth Vader was their manager. Yoda was their stoned roadie.
Hyena & Sons: Undertakers had a disturbing business model.
Some days you just need to say “fuck it” and go for a ride on your ostrich.
The only thing more dangerous than an alligator is a trippin’ alligator.
Reverend Mother Josephine of the Ursuline Sisters of Perpetual Munchies
Why aren’t the white blood cells attacking him?
The Gif Connoisseur #387